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DAVID GINN – Magic Man, Book Writer, Funny Talker

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Harry the Magic Rabbit Says!

Harry the Magic Rabbit Says!

I hate the guys who criticize the other guys whose enterprise has made them rise
above the guys who criticize and minimize the other guys.
What’s your name? HARRY? That’s my name too!
There are some people who have absolutely no idea what this next
piece of equipment is … and neither do I!
Fantasio was always in trouble as a little boy in Argentina. He kept raising CANE!
This next trick kept me in obscurity for years!
It wasn’t the cough that carried him off. It was the coffin they carried him off in.
If 95% of all accidents occur at home,
where do homeless people go to have their accidents?
When David Ginn was a teenager, he had a job digging basements. He wrote a
book about it, and the book became a BEST CELLAR.
When David got that boy on stage and told him what was going to happen
you should have seen the look in that kid’s eyes!
I just bought a new car, but the horn malfunctioned. Now I won’t give a TOOT!
I love the taste of Super Glue. It tastes so um-um-um-um-um. Sorry, his mouth is stuck
together and he can’t talk.
The other day I locked my coathanger in the car. It took 45 minutes to get it out.
I love trees. See that one: it’s a dog wood. I can tell by it’s BARK!
My hands are empty. I was actually born that way!
How many of you kids have ever seen a flying saucer? My momma threw one at me!
Peas are green, you are green, you look like a jellybean!
A lot of different people have a lot of different ideas about a lot of different things.
But not me. I’m different.
If things hadn’t gone like they did, they wouldn’t be like they are now. And they were right!
As the centipede said, ‘No, no, a hundred times NO!’
What’s white on the outside and green on the inside?
A FROG SANDWICH!
People ask me what is my favorite trick. I hate my favorite trick, but I’ll show you another one!
At least David finally got rid of that old brown tuxedo and the ruffled shirt.
It looked like something from the 90s!
You know, sometimes I think there must be a trick to all this.
Did you hear the joke about the two ghosts who kept doing what comes supernaturally?
This is my friend the Wolfman. His name is Harry too,
but only when there’s a full moon.
Vampires love baseball. I know a vampire who tried to join the Cleveland Indians.
He wanted to be a bat boy.
Have you ever seen me before? Then how did you know it was me?
Go ahead, take my picture. That’ll be one dollar!
A good education lets you worry about things all over the world!
David never takes me on airplane trips. I always stay at home.
Because I’m an ingrown hare!
When you go to Hawaii, do not step on the gecko lizards.
They can save you $100 on car insurance!
If it’s made of Styrofoam, we call it a Styrofoam CUP. If it’s made from glass, we call it a
GLASS. So if it’s made of plastic, what do we call it?
A pronoun is a noun that gets paid.
Give me a pencil and I’ll figure that trick out!
I just love grilled cheese sandwiches and potato chips with dill pickles. NOT!
If you step on your automobile brake, are you putting your life in your foot’s hands?
You wanna see a good joke? Look in the mirror!
I used to know Peter Rabbit. He was always getting into trouble.
But his sister Cottontail, what a babe!
Remember, celery stalks at midnight.
Did you know that the word RACECAR spelled backwards is RACECAR?
Carrots are good for your eyes. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Do you have those little white things in your head that bite? What?
You don’t have TEETH?
Have you ever seen a rabbit pull a magician out of a hat? Watch David’s Magic
They Love To See video (soon on DVD) and you’ll see it happen!
Words give you power. So watch out, or I’ll hit you in the head with an active verb!
You’ve been such a great audience, I’m giving you all a school holiday.
Everybody stay home this coming Saturday!
A very old Chinese saying states dramatically . . . Drink Coca-Cola!
Roses are red, violets are blue, my pa has a horse, can you swim?
The Invisible Man is such a bore. I can see through all his jokes!
I can’t believe I ate the whole CARROT CAKE!
We live in a world of confusion, and David’s show is a symbol of our times.
You can’t do nothin’ when you don’t have somethin’ to do it with. So buy some of these
silly props and put on a show!
David, I just saw a lady explain that trick to her husband. She said you did it with mirrors!
I just love tomato ice cream on pumpkin pie. Don’t you?
John Doyle asked me if I was stupid or apathetic.
Well, I don’t know and I don’t care!
A camel with two humps is called a Bactrian. A camel with one hump is called a Dromedary.
A camel with NO humps is called HUMPHREY!
Please notice I do not swallow your card or push it under my toenail.
We can’t help it. We’re always sponging off Mr. Goshman!