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DAVID GINN – Magic Man, Book Writer, Funny Talker

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Harry the Magic Rabbit Says!

Harry the Magic Rabbit Says!

Vampires love baseball. I know a vampire who tried to join the Cleveland Indians.
He wanted to be a bat boy.
My hands are empty. I was actually born that way!
We can’t help it. We’re always sponging off Mr. Goshman!
Did you know that the word RACECAR spelled backwards is RACECAR?
When you go to Hawaii, do not step on the gecko lizards.
They can save you $100 on car insurance!
There are some people who have absolutely no idea what this next
piece of equipment is … and neither do I!
Carrots are good for your eyes. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Go ahead, take my picture. That’ll be one dollar!
A camel with two humps is called a Bactrian. A camel with one hump is called a Dromedary.
A camel with NO humps is called HUMPHREY!
We live in a world of confusion, and David’s show is a symbol of our times.
I can’t believe I ate the whole CARROT CAKE!
Please notice I do not swallow your card or push it under my toenail.
This is my friend the Wolfman. His name is Harry too,
but only when there’s a full moon.
Give me a pencil and I’ll figure that trick out!
You wanna see a good joke? Look in the mirror!
This next trick kept me in obscurity for years!
When David Ginn was a teenager, he had a job digging basements. He wrote a
book about it, and the book became a BEST CELLAR.
I just love grilled cheese sandwiches and potato chips with dill pickles. NOT!
Words give you power. So watch out, or I’ll hit you in the head with an active verb!
A lot of different people have a lot of different ideas about a lot of different things.
But not me. I’m different.
Fantasio was always in trouble as a little boy in Argentina. He kept raising CANE!
I love trees. See that one: it’s a dog wood. I can tell by it’s BARK!
A pronoun is a noun that gets paid.
As the centipede said, ‘No, no, a hundred times NO!’
You can’t do nothin’ when you don’t have somethin’ to do it with. So buy some of these
silly props and put on a show!
Remember, celery stalks at midnight.
I used to know Peter Rabbit. He was always getting into trouble.
But his sister Cottontail, what a babe!
You know, sometimes I think there must be a trick to all this.
If 95% of all accidents occur at home,
where do homeless people go to have their accidents?
A very old Chinese saying states dramatically . . . Drink Coca-Cola!
Peas are green, you are green, you look like a jellybean!
John Doyle asked me if I was stupid or apathetic.
Well, I don’t know and I don’t care!
At least David finally got rid of that old brown tuxedo and the ruffled shirt.
It looked like something from the 90s!
What’s your name? HARRY? That’s my name too!
David, I just saw a lady explain that trick to her husband. She said you did it with mirrors!
A good education lets you worry about things all over the world!
I hate the guys who criticize the other guys whose enterprise has made them rise
above the guys who criticize and minimize the other guys.
The other day I locked my coathanger in the car. It took 45 minutes to get it out.
It wasn’t the cough that carried him off. It was the coffin they carried him off in.
What’s white on the outside and green on the inside?
A FROG SANDWICH!
If it’s made of Styrofoam, we call it a Styrofoam CUP. If it’s made from glass, we call it a
GLASS. So if it’s made of plastic, what do we call it?
Have you ever seen a rabbit pull a magician out of a hat? Watch David’s Magic
They Love To See video (soon on DVD) and you’ll see it happen!
Have you ever seen me before? Then how did you know it was me?
How many of you kids have ever seen a flying saucer? My momma threw one at me!
I just love tomato ice cream on pumpkin pie. Don’t you?
If you step on your automobile brake, are you putting your life in your foot’s hands?
People ask me what is my favorite trick. I hate my favorite trick, but I’ll show you another one!
The Invisible Man is such a bore. I can see through all his jokes!
You’ve been such a great audience, I’m giving you all a school holiday.
Everybody stay home this coming Saturday!
When David got that boy on stage and told him what was going to happen
you should have seen the look in that kid’s eyes!
Do you have those little white things in your head that bite? What?
You don’t have TEETH?
I just bought a new car, but the horn malfunctioned. Now I won’t give a TOOT!
If things hadn’t gone like they did, they wouldn’t be like they are now. And they were right!
Did you hear the joke about the two ghosts who kept doing what comes supernaturally?
Roses are red, violets are blue, my pa has a horse, can you swim?
David never takes me on airplane trips. I always stay at home.
Because I’m an ingrown hare!
I love the taste of Super Glue. It tastes so um-um-um-um-um. Sorry, his mouth is stuck
together and he can’t talk.