Ginn Magic – DAVID GINN – Magic Man, Book Writer, Funny Talker

DAVID GINN – Magic Man, Book Writer, Funny Talker

Welcome to our family MAGIC WEBSITE!

I am Magician/Author
DAVID GINN
And here’s what I do:

(A) perform hundreds of shows yearly

(B) write & publish books/articles about entertaining children with magic

I hope you have fun on our site and find things helpful to you.
After all, if this is FUN —
We’re having it!

More about David

Harry the Magic Rabbit Says!

When you go to Hawaii, do not step on the gecko lizards.
They can save you $100 on car insurance!

A pronoun is a noun that gets paid.

A lot of different people have a lot of different ideas about a lot of different things.
But not me. I’m different.

The Invisible Man is such a bore. I can see through all his jokes!

We can’t help it. We’re always sponging off Mr. Goshman!

I just bought a new car, but the horn malfunctioned. Now I won’t give a TOOT!

If 95% of all accidents occur at home,
where do homeless people go to have their accidents?

John Doyle asked me if I was stupid or apathetic.
Well, I don’t know and I don’t care!

I love the taste of Super Glue. It tastes so um-um-um-um-um. Sorry, his mouth is stuck
together and he can’t talk.

When David Ginn was a teenager, he had a job digging basements. He wrote a
book about it, and the book became a BEST CELLAR.

I just love grilled cheese sandwiches and potato chips with dill pickles. NOT!

Do you have those little white things in your head that bite? What?
You don’t have TEETH?

If things hadn’t gone like they did, they wouldn’t be like they are now. And they were right!

You can’t do nothin’ when you don’t have somethin’ to do it with. So buy some of these
silly props and put on a show!

People ask me what is my favorite trick. I hate my favorite trick, but I’ll show you another one!

We live in a world of confusion, and David’s show is a symbol of our times.

I can’t believe I ate the whole CARROT CAKE!

As the centipede said, ‘No, no, a hundred times NO!’

I just love tomato ice cream on pumpkin pie. Don’t you?

A very old Chinese saying states dramatically . . . Drink Coca-Cola!

Have you ever seen me before? Then how did you know it was me?

David never takes me on airplane trips. I always stay at home.
Because I’m an ingrown hare!

Peas are green, you are green, you look like a jellybean!

Roses are red, violets are blue, my pa has a horse, can you swim?

When David got that boy on stage and told him what was going to happen
you should have seen the look in that kid’s eyes!

Carrots are good for your eyes. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

I hate the guys who criticize the other guys whose enterprise has made them rise
above the guys who criticize and minimize the other guys.

There are some people who have absolutely no idea what this next
piece of equipment is … and neither do I!

I used to know Peter Rabbit. He was always getting into trouble.
But his sister Cottontail, what a babe!

If you step on your automobile brake, are you putting your life in your foot’s hands?

It wasn’t the cough that carried him off. It was the coffin they carried him off in.

How many of you kids have ever seen a flying saucer? My momma threw one at me!

Remember, celery stalks at midnight.

You wanna see a good joke? Look in the mirror!

You know, sometimes I think there must be a trick to all this.

Words give you power. So watch out, or I’ll hit you in the head with an active verb!

Did you hear the joke about the two ghosts who kept doing what comes supernaturally?

This next trick kept me in obscurity for years!

Vampires love baseball. I know a vampire who tried to join the Cleveland Indians.
He wanted to be a bat boy.

My hands are empty. I was actually born that way!

If it’s made of Styrofoam, we call it a Styrofoam CUP. If it’s made from glass, we call it a
GLASS. So if it’s made of plastic, what do we call it?

The other day I locked my coathanger in the car. It took 45 minutes to get it out.

Did you know that the word RACECAR spelled backwards is RACECAR?

Have you ever seen a rabbit pull a magician out of a hat? Watch David’s Magic
They Love To See video (soon on DVD) and you’ll see it happen!

A camel with two humps is called a Bactrian. A camel with one hump is called a Dromedary.
A camel with NO humps is called HUMPHREY!

What’s white on the outside and green on the inside?
A FROG SANDWICH!

Go ahead, take my picture. That’ll be one dollar!

Give me a pencil and I’ll figure that trick out!

Please notice I do not swallow your card or push it under my toenail.

This is my friend the Wolfman. His name is Harry too,
but only when there’s a full moon.

What’s your name? HARRY? That’s my name too!

A good education lets you worry about things all over the world!

David, I just saw a lady explain that trick to her husband. She said you did it with mirrors!

Fantasio was always in trouble as a little boy in Argentina. He kept raising CANE!

At least David finally got rid of that old brown tuxedo and the ruffled shirt.
It looked like something from the 90s!

I love trees. See that one: it’s a dog wood. I can tell by it’s BARK!

You’ve been such a great audience, I’m giving you all a school holiday.
Everybody stay home this coming Saturday!

DAVID GINN is the author of 94 magic books, performer of 16,000 kidshows, and lecturer who has shared magic with thousands of magicians and clowns. GINNMAGIC.COM is here to share tools that help YOU entertain and educate children with clean, fun, comedy magic. ENJOY!

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