Ginn Magic – DAVID GINN – Magic Man, Book Writer, Funny Talker

DAVID GINN – Magic Man, Book Writer, Funny Talker

Welcome to our family MAGIC WEBSITE!

I am Magician/Author
DAVID GINN
And here’s what I do:

(A) perform hundreds of shows yearly

(B) write & publish books/articles about entertaining children with magic

I hope you have fun on our site and find things helpful to you.
After all, if this is FUN —
We’re having it!

More about David

Harry the Magic Rabbit Says!

The Invisible Man is such a bore. I can see through all his jokes!

A good education lets you worry about things all over the world!

My hands are empty. I was actually born that way!

When David Ginn was a teenager, he had a job digging basements. He wrote a
book about it, and the book became a BEST CELLAR.

This is my friend the Wolfman. His name is Harry too,
but only when there’s a full moon.

I hate the guys who criticize the other guys whose enterprise has made them rise
above the guys who criticize and minimize the other guys.

Did you hear the joke about the two ghosts who kept doing what comes supernaturally?

At least David finally got rid of that old brown tuxedo and the ruffled shirt.
It looked like something from the 90s!

David never takes me on airplane trips. I always stay at home.
Because I’m an ingrown hare!

Do you have those little white things in your head that bite? What?
You don’t have TEETH?

Go ahead, take my picture. That’ll be one dollar!

People ask me what is my favorite trick. I hate my favorite trick, but I’ll show you another one!

Vampires love baseball. I know a vampire who tried to join the Cleveland Indians.
He wanted to be a bat boy.

How many of you kids have ever seen a flying saucer? My momma threw one at me!

As the centipede said, ‘No, no, a hundred times NO!’

A very old Chinese saying states dramatically . . . Drink Coca-Cola!

I just love tomato ice cream on pumpkin pie. Don’t you?

I can’t believe I ate the whole CARROT CAKE!

I love trees. See that one: it’s a dog wood. I can tell by it’s BARK!

A lot of different people have a lot of different ideas about a lot of different things.
But not me. I’m different.

It wasn’t the cough that carried him off. It was the coffin they carried him off in.

We can’t help it. We’re always sponging off Mr. Goshman!

John Doyle asked me if I was stupid or apathetic.
Well, I don’t know and I don’t care!

Please notice I do not swallow your card or push it under my toenail.

Words give you power. So watch out, or I’ll hit you in the head with an active verb!

A pronoun is a noun that gets paid.

I used to know Peter Rabbit. He was always getting into trouble.
But his sister Cottontail, what a babe!

Have you ever seen a rabbit pull a magician out of a hat? Watch David’s Magic
They Love To See video (soon on DVD) and you’ll see it happen!

You wanna see a good joke? Look in the mirror!

Remember, celery stalks at midnight.

I just bought a new car, but the horn malfunctioned. Now I won’t give a TOOT!

Did you know that the word RACECAR spelled backwards is RACECAR?

What’s white on the outside and green on the inside?
A FROG SANDWICH!

Peas are green, you are green, you look like a jellybean!

What’s your name? HARRY? That’s my name too!

You can’t do nothin’ when you don’t have somethin’ to do it with. So buy some of these
silly props and put on a show!

The other day I locked my coathanger in the car. It took 45 minutes to get it out.

Carrots are good for your eyes. Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

I love the taste of Super Glue. It tastes so um-um-um-um-um. Sorry, his mouth is stuck
together and he can’t talk.

You know, sometimes I think there must be a trick to all this.

Have you ever seen me before? Then how did you know it was me?

If you step on your automobile brake, are you putting your life in your foot’s hands?

If things hadn’t gone like they did, they wouldn’t be like they are now. And they were right!

We live in a world of confusion, and David’s show is a symbol of our times.

If it’s made of Styrofoam, we call it a Styrofoam CUP. If it’s made from glass, we call it a
GLASS. So if it’s made of plastic, what do we call it?

There are some people who have absolutely no idea what this next
piece of equipment is … and neither do I!

If 95% of all accidents occur at home,
where do homeless people go to have their accidents?

Fantasio was always in trouble as a little boy in Argentina. He kept raising CANE!

A camel with two humps is called a Bactrian. A camel with one hump is called a Dromedary.
A camel with NO humps is called HUMPHREY!

Roses are red, violets are blue, my pa has a horse, can you swim?

You’ve been such a great audience, I’m giving you all a school holiday.
Everybody stay home this coming Saturday!

When David got that boy on stage and told him what was going to happen
you should have seen the look in that kid’s eyes!

David, I just saw a lady explain that trick to her husband. She said you did it with mirrors!

I just love grilled cheese sandwiches and potato chips with dill pickles. NOT!

When you go to Hawaii, do not step on the gecko lizards.
They can save you $100 on car insurance!

This next trick kept me in obscurity for years!

Give me a pencil and I’ll figure that trick out!

DAVID GINN is the author of 94 magic books, performer of 16,000 kidshows, and lecturer who has shared magic with thousands of magicians and clowns. GINNMAGIC.COM is here to share tools that help YOU entertain and educate children with clean, fun, comedy magic. ENJOY!

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